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October 15, 2013

A Sword for the King


A Sword for the King
Translated by G. K. Werner

Translator’s Note: Like Robin Hood, Arthur Pendragon’s legend grew in the telling, from the 6th century tales of Taliesin and other Welsh bards (later collected in the 14th century Mabinogion), to an explosion of medieval romances culminating in Malory’s Morte d’Arthur (c.1470). And of course, as with Robin Hood, modern movies and novels abound. 

Geoffrey of Monmouth’s
History of the Kings of Britain (c.1139) popularized King Arthur’s exploits for the Clerk’s generation. The Normans loved it. But for them, Geoffrey’s ‘history’ was a two-edged sword. It portrayed Arthur as their ancestor, bequeathing Normans a heroic past comparable to the legends of Charlemagne. But, by not recording Arthur’s death, Geoffrey may have inadvertently fostered their foe’s eternal hope: the Welsh hope that Arthur, Wales’ greatest warrior, would return at the time of Wales’ greatest need. And what greater need could there be than freeing Wales from the Norman yoke?

* * *

From the Clerk of Copmanhurst’s first letter: Robert Hood rode and hunted and dined with Henry, accompanying the king in all his endeavors (save womanizing)—and Robert a Saxon! Such a thing had been unheard of in past reigns, but Henry was marvelously open-minded. And Robert was a man of learning; this above all the king admired in him. Henry devoured books as voraciously as he did women and kingdoms. He gathered to his side the scholars and wise men of the day, men like Foliot of London, Walter Map, and John of Oxford—men like Gerald of Wales and Thomas a Becket, he who had once been Henry’s best friend, a man Robert greatly admired.

* * *

The Tale:

I
Glastonbury Tor(1),  October, 1163

The small party approached the hill on foot from the southwest, following a barely discernable twilit path through treacherous bogs and low-lying mist. Gerald of Wales(2) guided them, followed by Robert Hood, the king’s builder; Brother Michael Tuck of Fountains Abbey; Thomas a Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury; and several monks from nearby Glastonbury Abbey.

Robert’s eyes were on the hill rising above Gerald’s head, eyes wide with hope and excitement despite his better judgment. Could this towering hill, this tor, as the locals called it, indeed be Avalon, the legendary isle to which mysterious damsels had ferried Arthur to heal his mortal wound? More to the point, could it be the place in which even now Excalibur(3) rested?

It certainly looked like an island in the twilight, rising out of misty marshland. The only dry approach was Pomparles which they had crossed—the Bridge Perilous spanning River Brue at the point where, according to legend, Bedwyr returned Excalibur to the Lady of the Lake after the Battle of Camlann. Robert had always loved tales of Arthur Pendragon. The name, Avalon, had something to do with apples, he recalled; and sure enough, apple trees grew here in abundance. Ynys Witrin, the ancients had named this hill—“The Island of Glass,” Robert translated aloud.

“And the remains of Caer Wydyr?” Michael suggested, pointing to the man-made terrace, an ancient structure as old as Stonehenge, winding its way around the tor’s base. “FORT of Glass!” Michael boomed suddenly in the misty stillness as though he could shatter it.

“Caer Wydyr also happens to be one of the names for the Celtic Otherworld,” said their guide, Gerald of Wales. “Some ancient sources maintain that Glastonbury Tor is hollow and its summit conceals the entrance to Faerie.”

“The place to which druids sent dying kings.” Michael made his voice quake with awe. “Perhaps we’ll discover their ghosts.” He winked at Robert who had missed his old friend, seldom together in recent years. But Michael’s habitual playfulness seemed irreverent in this place.

“It is my hope,” said Gerald, ignoring Michael’s mocking tone, “that we will discover merely Arthur Pendragon’s tomb, and unearth his sword for Henry. Though I did choose this night, the eve of All Saints(4), as our best chance of entering Faerie, should we have to, and if in fact is this place touches it.”

“A magical place,” muttered one of the monks who had accompanied them from Glastonbury Abbey.

“Ho ho!” burst from Michael’s huge belly. “Magic, you say? What sort of magic might that be?” Michael performed magic these days—so Robert had heard. In addition to plying his gift for languages and marvelous swordplay, Michael had become Fountain Abbey’s first physician and surgeon. To the folk knowledge acquired from his mother he had added the medical experience of Hippocrates and Dioscorides. After translating Pliny’s Historia Naturali he had planted Fountain’s first medicinal garden(5).   Plants and minerals surrendered their secrets to him one by one.

“Folk have had visions up there,” said the Glastonbury monk.

“Hah! Visions!” said Michael. “What sort of visions, brother? Visions conjured by unseen agencies? Or visions carried up with them?”

“Carried with them? How so?”

“In a flask, brother! In a skin!”

The monk pondered this as the path turned up the hill, and then suddenly looked indignant. “I should hope not, Brother Michael. We discourage lingering over the wine-cup.”

“Now there’s an evil practice!” said Michael, not specifying which he meant—the lingering or the discouraging. “Who has had these visions then?”

“Why, our own Saint Collen(6), for one.”

“Did he have a vision of Arthur’s ghost?”

“Nay. Visions of the Fair Folk and—“

A sign from the Archbishop silenced the monk. At forty-six, Thomas a Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, was a man in his prime: tall, vigorous, dark-haired and handsome despite a pale complexion and prominent nose. He spoke with gentle authority. “This place was sanctified, long since. Let us not speak of those defeated at the cross.” Demons, the Archbishop meant, disguised as ghosts and faeries. Robert had discussed the topic with him more than once—theoretical discussions disturbingly relevant here and now on their way to opening a hoary king’s grave at twilight of an All Saints eve for the purpose of stealing his sword.

They climbed out of the heavy mist that soaked hair and tunic, and the buildings on the tor’s summit came clearly into view against a dark blue velvety sky.

“Your Grace,” said Michael, “do you believe the little church up there was truly founded by Joseph of Arimathea?”(7)

“Holy Writ does not reveal the answer to that, Brother Michael,” Thomas replied. Like Michael, he had read the Bible cover-board to cover-board and possessed a remarkably keen memory. “And there is no reliable evidence to suggest that Joseph ever set foot in England.”

“But what of the Thorn?” asked Michael, and everyone glanced back at Wearyall Hill, another ‘isle’ rising above marsh and mist. At its summit a lonely wisp of a tree, permanently bent by the wind, leaned against the full moon. “Thorn trees are not indigenous to our land. Could that indeed have sprouted from Joseph’s thorn-staff as these scholarly monks maintain?” Robert knew his friend loved a good folk tale or legend, but gave little credence to either.

Thomas glanced at Robert as if to say, You invited him along, can you not contain him? “Who is to say?” said Thomas aloud. “This ground has been called by some ‘the holiest earth in all the land’. Only here has there been an unbroken line of Christian worship in England from the first missionaries till now.”

This comforted Robert, somewhat. Not that he was any more superstitious than Michael. Father Wilibald had taught him better than that, and Christ in him would keep him safe from demons, or whatever ghosts and faeries might be.

Their path now became quite vertical as they climbed rough-cut stone steps leading to Glastonbury Tor’s summit. To dispel the gloom, Michael broke into a song about midnight rambles and chance meetings, a dalliance and a duel.

* * *

The Archbishop fell into step with Robert. “Did he learn that ballad at Fountains?”

Robert shook his head. Michael enjoyed scandalizing fellow monks with tavern songs he picked up on his ‘pilgrimages’. “Not at Fountains Abbey, your grace.”

“I am relieved to hear it, Robert. It would be dull business to follow a sword quest with an abbey inspection.” He leaned close to Robert’s ear to speak beneath Michael’s ribald song. “You know why Henry chose you for this ‘quest,’ do you not?”

The question startled Robert. But the answer was obvious. “Because, I am his builder. I know stone work and the cairn up there must be opened with respect and safety. And if there is a passage leading…elsewhere…I may judge its safety as well.”

“Is that the only reason? Think about it.”

What was the archbishop after? Why the conspiratorial tone? “Henry trusts me,” said Robert, remembering the king’s words: You alone I trust to fetch my sword—you, my Bedwyr.

Thomas raised a ringed finger. “Why does he want the sword?”

The blasted Welsh still stand in my way, Henry had raged at Thomas a Becket not many days ago. Why should I not claim Arthur as my beloved forefather and, with his sword, unite all of England under my rule? Norman, Saxon, Welshman, and Scott? Can you imagine? Then he’d gone a step too far for the pious archbishop, Robert there to witness. The secular and the divine united in the God-given sword of my ancestors!

Folly! Thomas had countered. If the sword ever existed and is, in fact, now revealed to us—it is a sword, not of God, but of the Devil.

Fashioned in the world of Faerie, Becket.

Destined for Hell, Henry.

Destined for my hand. A legend unearthed in our day—a miracle, surely.


The Archbishop’s mastery of extemporary speech and debate was only ever foiled by Henry. The Father of Lies performs miracles as well, Henry. False miracles!

Bah! And so we should let it lie for any Tom, Dick or Harry(8) to dig up? I tell you, I shall have Excalibur.


“The king wants to keep it from falling into the wrong hands,” said Robert.

“Then why did he not come for it himself?” asked Thomas.

And why did you? Robert wondered. He and Michael and their guide, Gerald of Wales, had been surprised to find Canterbury’s Archbishop waiting for them at an inn along the way, cloaked against the chill October weather, deep-hooded and, most surprising of all, unattended. Robert was pleased to have Thomas’ company, but strongly doubted Henry knew of it. Or that Henry would be pleased!

“Nearly there,” Gerald called down to them. The tall young man paused on the hillside for everyone to almost catch up, before springing onward and upward, skipping steps like a mountain cat, his enthusiasm drawing them up and up and up toward the cairn.

Robert had witnessed how Gerald’s energy and self-assurance had immediately endeared him to Henry. That, and his scholarship—particularly his research into a certain prophecy attributed to Merlin, recorded on an ancient parchment and buried in Glastonbury’s extensive archives—a prophecy that had apparently sent him galloping off to the king in London—and back again to Glastonbury to guide them up the tor to the ancient cairn he hinted was the entrance to Faerie, the very place to which the Lady of the Lake had taken Arthur and his sword.

“Ask yourself this, as well,” said Thomas at Robert’s ear. “How it is that a novice finds a parchment-prophecy missed by archivists and scholars for more than six centuries?”

* * *

Atop the tor, Gerald ushered them across open turf. They passed a large stone cross, (Saxon-built, Robert noted); the Old Church, fallen into disrepair, a wattle and daub(9) structure far older than the cross; several wooden buildings with extinguished hearths; an abandoned furnace and rotting bellows; a latrine of later design—and arrived at the cairn, a mound of stones as large as a small, upside-down ship of Danish design.

“Here it is,” Gerald declared, his strikingly handsome face glowing with excitement.

“By it, do you mean what I think you mean?” asked Michael.

“According to my sources, this is Arthur’s tomb, possibly the entrance to Faerie.”

“An ale-barrel’s a more likely entrance to Faerie Land than a barrow.”

Ignoring Michael, Gerald addressed the party: “Within this mound—”

“Where is the entrance to Faerie’s entrance?” asked Michael.

Gerald indicated a stone that only a giant could have placed. “Beyond this door-stone—“

“How do you propose we move it, brother?” Michael asked.

“The monks of Glastonbury Abbey have graciously supplied us with tools.” Another flourish of Gerald’s hand drew their attention to pikes and shovels lying nearby in the short grass. “And a man of your prodigious strength, coupled with my own—”

Michael groaned loudly. “The stone’s thrice my size!”

* * *

But proved easier to move than any would have guessed. It popped off and rolled down the hill, missing toes by inches.

They stood before the open grave, a hole in the hillside that led to hell for all any of them knew or guessed, a gaping maw out of which might crawl all manner of fell creature. Everyone crossed themselves, some muttered prayers, leaning on shovels and pikes or hunching with hands on knees to peer into its depth (at a safe distance), their breath ghosting in the cool night air.

“The land of the dead,” someone said.

“Not by its aroma,” Michael noted. “Earthy and old in there. A bit mildewy perhaps, but hardly the stench of death.”

“The cairn is ancient,” said Thomas. “Its occupant long since decayed.”

“Unless,” said Gerald, eyes sparkling in the torchlight, “it was not built as a tomb.”

Thomas shook his head. There was no love lost between these two churchmen, not since Thomas learned of Gerald’s heart’s desire—the Bishopric of Saint David’s(10) independent of Canterbury’s authority—the very thing Henry would contrive for Gerald if he successfully delivered Excalibur. “It is simply the grave of a forgotten warrior,” said Thomas.

“And yet,” said Gerald, “according to my sources, raised upon the very spot in which Faerie touches our world. In fact, ‘tis said, on this night each year, at midnight—”

“And you believe this drivel?” said Thomas. “You, who aspire to become a Christian bishop?”

Gerald scowled at him. “Drivel? Does Your Grace so readily dismiss supernatural agencies? According to my sources—”

“A mythical wizard’s prophecy? Retold by a legendary bard, and recorded by an unknown cleric?”

“A divinely inspired unknown cleric.”

Thomas snorted derisively.

“Why not, Your Grace? Have you ever considered that the Fair Folk might be an angelic order, and not mere superstition?”

“Yes I have. But whose angels would they be?”

“Shall we enter and see for ourselves?” asked Gerald, bowing.

Thomas lifted his eyebrows. “You first.”

* * *


* * *

Gerald had no intention of allowing anyone else to be first, though Robert who had strung his bow, and Michael who “Miracle of miracles!” had discovered a sword in his suspiciously rigid bedroll, both volunteered. That left Thomas a protected fourth in line, and the Glastonbury delegation to bring up the rear.

A narrow corridor led through the cairn’s interior. By torchlight they made their way down its length. Inspecting the walls as they went, Robert assured them the structure was sound despite great age. From outside, the stones appeared to have been haphazardly placed, but the corridor within had been built with close-fitting, well-placed stones, framed by heavy rectangular supports at regular intervals, and capped by flat, rough-cut slabs. The corridor ran north fourteen paces and ended in a small hive shaped chamber.

“Watch your step here,” said Gerald as he entered the chamber.

The others filed in to discover, several steps away, a pit yawning before them, a circle within a circle at the center of the dirt floor.

“What do you suppose this could be?” asked Michael.

“A well?” one of the monks suggested.

“In a tomb?”

“It could be a fire-pit,” said Thomas. “Some ancient tribes burned their dead as heathen Vikings do.”

“No scarring from fire,” said Robert on one knee, examining the stone rim. “And no bottom in sight,” he added, holding his torch over the opening. “Crematoriums would not be so deep.”

“Where does it end?” whispered a monk.

“In Faerie, no doubt,” said Michael, and his laughter echoed loudly in the chamber, causing the Glastonbury monks to cross themselves again. Robert found a small stone and tossed it in. They waited six heartbeats for it to strike bottom. No splash—a dry well, if well it was. “The land of Nudd(11) has solid ground at least,” said Michael.

Thomas clucked his tongue disapprovingly.

“Ho!” Michael boomed. “That is why we have come, is it not? To find Faerie? To seek the lost Excalibur?”

“Or prove the fallacy,” said Thomas.

He and Michael stared at each other.

“Agreed,” said Michael.

Thomas smiled.

Gerald looked askance at them, put out by their exchange.

“I find no evidence of a concealed closet or nook,” said Robert who, torch in hand, had been working his way around the chamber’s wall, running his fingers over the stonework, here and there applying a pry-bar from his tinker’s kit.

“Our quest lies beneath our feet,” said Gerald. “According to my sources—”

“No steps,” said Michael.

“I have the next best thing,” said Gerald, producing a coil of rope from his pack.

“What foresight!” said Michael. “Though I’d hardly call it the next best thing.”

Robert dropped his torch into the shaft. The stones appeared to be rough-cut but with no outcroppings or jagged points to tear skin or crack pates(12).  Neither did he spot handholds in the torch’s swift plunge. “The floor looks flat down there,” he said. “I think the shaft ends some feet above it, which indicates an open area, a gallery or man-made chamber.”

“Safe, do you think?” asked a monk.

“Relatively,” said Robert.

“But what might greet us down below?” asked another.

Robert looked at Michael. Michael shrugged.

“The Fair Folk of the Undying Realm,” said Gerald, tying his rope to a jutting stone.

“Do you believe in goblins as well?” asked Thomas.

Robert and Michael studied the pit. “Close quarters for a bow,” said Michael. “Close quarters for a sword,” said Robert.

“No need for either,” said Gerald, tossing the other end of his rope down the shaft. “According to the old legends, the only evil in Faerie is that which a man brings with him.”

Robert and Michael, unconvinced, slung longbow and broadsword to their back and drew their shorter sax-knives in preparation for the descent.

But, once again, Gerald took the lead, nimbly slipping over the rim and down his rope.

II
The Underworld

“Sheath your blades, my friends,” said Gerald as Robert and then Michael dropped down beside him. “Mustn’t insult our hosts.”

Was he serious?

The shaft ended ten feet above their heads, and a crystalline gallery opened in every direction. Its rocky formations glistened in their torchlight—a palace of columns and spears and intricately tapestried walls—a breathtaking sight. “The Isle of Glass indeed,” muttered Michael.

“Nudd’s palace?” asked Gerald. “Truth behind the legend?”

Thomas arrived with a grunt. “I’m getting too old for this sort of thing,” he said, then noticed his surroundings. “Miraculous!” he managed after a moment.

“Your blades,” said Gerald. Robert and Michael complied this time, reluctantly sheathing their sax-knives.

The three monks from the abbey descended the rope without incident, young men, chosen for strength of limb as well as honest witnessing.

“Which way?” asked Robert. There looked to be four passageways leading in four different directions.

“This one,” said Gerald, pointing to the widest.

“Why?” asked Thomas.

“North,” replied Gerald. “Faerie always lies north.”

“According to your sources?” asked Thomas.

“Common knowledge,” said Gerald.

“The wide road that leads to destruction?”(13) Michael suggested.

“Watch out for gaps and precipices,” Robert warned as they set off, Gerald, as always, in the lead.

* * *

The passageway, dazzling by torchlight, twisted this way and that till all sense of north was confounded. It descended in slopes and ankle twisting, step-like formations. At length they came to believe they had passed beneath ground level under the tor. If the passageway had branched at any point, they would have been lost, but as it was, they need only go back the way they had come to reach the cairn’s shaft.

The crystalline nature of the rock darkened into grey surfaces as they descended.

“How far must we go before giving up the ghost?” asked Michael. Though one of the party’s youngest, the night’s exertions winded him the most.

“A little further,” Gerald urged.

Around the next bend, the passageway widened suddenly into a small gallery, its walls and vaulted roof pure crystal once more. At its center, stood a block of crystal cut in the shape of an altar and impaled by something tall and slim—an empty, jewel encrusted scabbard which, by its size, must once have held a mighty broadsword.

“But where’s the sword?” someone asked as they cautiously approached it.

“And what is that?” asked Robert, pointing to a darkness at the altar’s center—a huge, man-size object.

“Who is that, you mean,” said Michael.

A red-bearded, red-maned giant of a man lay within. He wore a blue robe, trimmed in white fur, beneath which could be glimpsed silver mail. A simple gold ring encircled his lofty brow. His fist gripped the point of the bejeweled scabbard that penetrated the altar. “Is he dead?” someone asked.

“It’s like he were frozen in ice,” someone else said.

The giant’s eyes snapped open; everyone took a step back—and crossed themselves and gaped, speechless—even doubting Thomas a Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury—even the skeptical Brother Michael Tuck of Fountains Abbey.

“A corpse’s reflex,” said a monk knowingly though tremulously.

“In a centuries old corpse?” murmured another.

The giant’s eyes found Robert’s, and his hand opened.

“I’m thinking not,” said Michael. Robert stood speechless, heart racing.

The giant did not move again, but he had released the scabbard! He stared at Robert.

“Take it,” Gerald urged him. “In behalf of the king.”

Robert looked to Thomas. The Archbishop nodded.

Robert warily approached the altar, examined the scabbard, and then drew it forth from hand and rock.

A blinding flash of light burst from the altar. And, when their eyes refocused, the giant was gone. Vanished!

* * *

“Ho ho!” laughed Michael, leaping forward to examine the empty altar. “Now that is what I call magic!”

The Glastonbury monks gathered around Robert, ogling the scabbard, chattering nervously about the apparition—Arthur’s ghost?—a faerie prank?—or was it Arthur himself, alive in the flesh? Could it be? Gerald, in their midst, nodded sagely. Thomas stood apart, brows knit in deep thought.

“A fine scabbard,” said Michael, turning to examine its rubies and sapphires. “Must be worth a king’s ransom!”

“The legend is that while Arthur wore it, he could not be slain,” said Gerald.

“Henry will love that!” said Thomas.

“What next?” asked Michael. “Where is the sword?”

“And which way do we go now?” asked one of the monks excitedly. There were several dark passageways descending off the crystalline gallery.

“Listen!” said Robert. They heard a faint trickling.

“An underground stream?” asked Michael.

“Possibly,” said Robert.

“The Lady of the Lake could have brought the sword here by means of some hidden waterway,” said Gerald.

“Do you think so?” asked Michael, rolling his eyes.

Following the trickling sound of water, they proceeded on by torch light, a fairly straight course. But the passageway soon ended and an enormous, high vaulted cavern opened before them, filled with water that lapped within inches of their boots—a large hidden lake. At its far end an underground stream cascaded into its depths. Cavern, fall and lake glowed with an eerie green luminescence.

“Look!” cried a monk. His trembling finger pointed at the lake.

Everyone leaned forward, eyes bulging to penetrate the water. Something glowed whitely beneath the surface. A filmy white flowing something! And it was rising. Drawing nearer!

For the second time since their descent, the party, collectively, took a step back—then two or three more. Ever close to thought’s surface lay the eldritch explanations for unexpected drownings, the old tales of nixies and nightmares—and the Lady of the Lake! Was that a woman’s shape within the diaphanous white gown?

She rose to the surface, floated on her back, slender feet pointed toward them. A woman—no doubt now—tall, slender and shapely, her golden hair elaborately braided and coiled. A great, two-handed broadsword lay lengthwise on her body. Her hands enfolded the gilded hilt, pressing it to her breast. The silver blade flashed like a star.

“Is she dead too?” The monk’s question was shockingly answered.

She rose from the surface of the lake, stiff as a corpse, pivoting upright till she stood before them, tall and straight, regal as a queen—standing barefoot on the surface of the lake itself! The sword’s pommel contained a blue gemstone the size of a plum. It winked in the torchlight.

Then her eyes snapped open. And everyone gasped and crossed themselves again, everyone except Thomas and Michael. Like the red-bearded giant, her eyes found Robert’s. “From the king who was,” she said. Her voice matched the musical quality of the bubbling cascade at her back. She proffered him the sword, the guard resting on her open palms, its gold and silver resplendent upon the water. “To the king who is,” she said.

Gerald nudged Robert with an elbow.

Barely breathing, Robert stepped to the edge of the lake and held out the scabbard, not daring to accept the sword with his own hands. Solemnly, she slid the broadsword home. With a whoosh, a shimmering golden mist filled the air. At Robert’s back monks cried out in awe.

The lady smiled. She had a wide mouth and smiled like a cat. Robert felt, as the king’s emissary, he ought to say something in behalf of Henry. But she raised a hand in farewell and abruptly sank, dropping beneath the surface like a rock, her gown fanning out, winging her into the depths.

Another whoosh, and more gold dust mist filled the air. Someone coughed. Then several others as Robert examined the sheathed sword in his hands—the strong, simple design—elegant—unlike its gaudy scabbard. Save for the clear blue gem, it was a practical weapon—a warrior’s weapon. A giant warrior’s weapon! It weighed more than a stone-cutters mallet. Michael coughed nearby. Should he allow him to hold it, intended as it was for the king’s hand? Surprisingly, Michael was not interested in the sword. He stooped to pick something up—an ordinary reed, like those growing by any lake in England. He turned it over, and over again in his big, thick hand. “Hollow,” said Michael, silently mouthing the word, a quizzical look in his eyes.

Of course it was hollow! Weren’t all reeds hollow?

“Tar,” Michael whispered, pointing to the reed’s lip.

Whoosh—the golden mist thickened.

The others had gathered around him now, awed by the sword, but babbling as incoherently as Michael.

Gerald smiled smugly, and then laughed aloud.

Thomas was shaking his head.

Robert had trouble focusing his mind. The sparkling dust filled his vision. Glamour(14), he wanted to say to Michael. But, his senses swam, and he suddenly feared he was sinking, drowning in golden stars!



III
The Tor, reprised

Robert awoke on the tor, flat on his back, staring at the stars—ordinary stars in an ordinary night sky.

His bow! He sat bolt upright. There it was, lying at his right hand. The others lay about him, most on their backs. Some stirred, rolling over or scratching drowsily as though awaking at an inn. Michael snored loudly.

The cairn rose stark in the now moonless night. The stone covered the entrance again.

Had it all been a dream? No. There was the sheathed sword, lying at his left hand.

“Hah!” cried Michael, springing to his feet, his own sword on guard in a battle stance.

“Good morning,” said Robert, impressed with Michael’s sprightliness.

“Well now,” said Michael, embarrassed by his reflexes. He cleared his throat and sheathed his blade as others rose wide-eyed, gathering their senses.

Thomas sat up slowly, looked about himself, made the sign of the cross, and immediately bowed his head in prayer.

“How did we get here?” asked a monk.

“Who sealed the cairn?” asked another.

“The Fair Folk!” said a third, crossing himself.

“Or that Arthur fellow,” said Michael. “He’s big enough to carry us out and replace the stone in one go.”

Gerald yawned, sighed, and then sat up, bemusement vying with amusement on his face. “What happened?” he asked.

“We thought you might tell us,” said Michael.

“Hmm,” said Gerald, rising and dusting himself off.

“Excalibur,” breathed one of the monks gathering around the sword. “Excalibur,” the others repeated, making it almost a chant.

“The work of angels?” asked Thomas, on his feet now, adjusting his robes. “Do you think?”

“Anything is possible, Your Grace. This may be the holiest ground in all England, as you yourself have said.”

“Did I say that?” Thomas smiled, and it was like the dawn in its sudden warmth. “Well, I’ll say this, young man—most impressive!”

Gerald beamed.

Thomas turned to Robert and Michael “Was that not the most impressive ceremony you ever witnessed?” he asked them.

Robert nodded.

“I could not believe my eyes or my ears,” said Thomas, and he was known for possessing exceptional sight and hearing.

“Neither could I!” said Michael.

And they both turned to Robert, who immediately became suspicious. Things subconsciously noticed fell into line like neatly cut stone: The ease with which a stone set in place centuries ago had moved; Gerald bringing a rope to explore a cairn, insisting their weapons be put away; Michael examining the crystal altar instead of a legendary scabbard and an ordinary reed instead of the most famous sword in Christendom—a reed by an underground lake? Gerald’s warning: Watch your step here. Michael’s words—Now that is what I call magic! (He and Michael had often debated the supernatural back in their days together at Fountains. Michael defined sleight-of-hand, and illusions like sword swallowing or flame breathing as magic—fakery for entertainment purposes as distinguished from witchcraft or sorcery.) And Thomas’ question—You know why he chose you for this, do you not? Robert did now! King Henry knew how much Robert loved tales of Arthur and his knights. He felt so gullible. And resentful! “Unbelievably wondrous!” said Robert, raising the sheathed sword to salute his two friends.

Thomas nodded, still smiling. “Then we’ll leave the sword in your care Robert, and we’ll leave Michael to lead you in prayer and meditation concerning its disposition. Come Gerald.” Thomas put a brotherly arm across Gerald’s shoulder, turning him toward Glastonbury Abbey and the path down to it. “Let us hasten back to Abbot Henry(15) to herald this wonder.”

Gerald apprehensively glanced back at Robert and Michael more than once as he, Thomas and the monks descended the tor.

* * *

The moment they passed out of earshot, Michael began sermonizing his observations and deductions.

Robert had to agree, corpses and disembodied spirits had as much use for hidden passageways in crystal altars as Lake Ladies had for lungs; reeds could be strung together with tar or pitch and, with practice, breath could be drawn through their length. He had missed the opening Michael had observed beneath the altar and never dreamed of a breathing pipe.

“What would it take to mechanically raise the Lady of the Lake?” asked Michael.

Robert thought a moment. “Well, an armature, pivoting on another rotating from a crossbar. Much like a catapult or stone-hurler.”

“Something like this?” asked Michael, handing him a parchment.

“Where did you find this?”—a sketch of a machine of some sort.

“In Gerald’s satchel among his sources.”

“You pilfered it?”

“Borrowed is a more precise term.”

“When?”

“While following him through Faerie Land. I was only after a bit of marzipan(16) he’d promised me for breakfast.”

“Clever!”

“Thank you.”

“I don’t mean you, you thief. The ropes and pulleys indicated here and here, would enable someone to raise the lady’s board, right it, and later release it, all from concealment. A simple design really.”

“And the perfect setting,” said Michael. “I believe the ancient druids of this place discovered the crystal cave and lake while drilling a well.”

“The luminescence is a natural phenomenon, I suppose.”

“Phosphorous,” said Michael. “And some sort of algae.” He knew a great deal about minerals and their properties. “Who knows how many legends began in the druids’ secret passageways.”

“What about the flash of light that cloaked Arthur’s exit?”

“Greek fire(17) of some sort. Or a powder(18) from the east I once saw demonstrated in London.”

“The glamour?” asked Robert.

“A powerful sleep inducing drug, pulverized, mixed with gold dust and cast into the air somehow. Perhaps through a pipe with a bellows. The scabbard must have contained some too.”

“And the sword?”

Michael drew it from the scabbard in Robert’s hand, examined it thoroughly. “A fine sword, beautiful and well-balanced. Expertly crafted. Worthy of a king, no question!”

“Arthur’s?”

“Not old enough. A warlord in Arthur’s day would have used a sword similar to the Roman spatha(19).  Two-handed broadswords of this kind only came into use much later.” Michael knew his swords too, of course. He examined the pommel, and then the scabbard. “The jewels are genuine. The scabbard is very old. But again not old enough. Perhaps handed down in Gerald’s family.”

“This is rich!” said Robert.

“Worth a king’s ransom, I should think,” said Michael.

“The plot, I mean,” said Robert. “It’s worthy of a king as well.” He plopped down on the tor and stared at the abbey roofs far below.

“Any king in particular?” asked Michael.

Robert groaned. “What do I do now?”

“Report the truth to Henry, of course. Why so despondent? We have proof of the plot, even without re-entering the tor and scavenging around. Although if pressed we could disassemble the machine and find Arthur and the Lady.” Michael snapped his fingers. “Bellows! And a specially forged sword! I seem to recall a certain sword-smith in Derbyshire—a very tall sword-smith in Derbyshire, as a matter of fact, who—“

“Henry wanted the sword. Arthur’s sword!”

“He’ll be disappointed, I warrant you, but—”

“It’s no good! I’m sworn to fulfill my quest.”

“And so you shall. We discovered Gerald’s duplicity. Hah! We’ll be heroes!”

“And if Henry does not want the truth?”

That gave Michael pause. “Is it really possible? Henry hatched the scheme himself?”

“Entirely! You don’t know Henry as I do. And Thomas suspects him too, if the questions he asked me coming up here mean anything.” Robert related them to Michael.

His Grace secretly joining us is further proof,” said Michael. “And we don’t know who else may be involved. Abbot Henry for one! He’s probably turned a blind eye hoping to attract pilgrim donations and royal patronage."(20)

“Possibly,” said Robert.

Michael plopped down next to him. “It’s unhealthy to cross a king’s will.”

“But I’ll have no part in a lie,” said Robert.

“Neither shall I,” said Michael quickly. “Even a lie of such magnificence!”

Robert folded his arms across his chest and dropped his chin on his chest to pray.

“What to do! What to do!” said Michael.

They sat and prayed on the tor as the stars winked out one by one. But, with the morning sun’s first gleaming, Michael brightened. “Ha! I have it!” He slapped his knees and sprang to his feet. “Up! Up!” he cried. “You must ride like the wind.”

“Where to?”

“I’ll tell you.” And he did. And then he told Robert his plan.

“But how do we manage such a fantastic—?”

“Leave it to me,” said Michael. “Leave it to me. I know a little magic myself, you know. Ho, ho!”

IV
Glastonbury Abbey, that night

The Glastonbury monks spent the day preparing a feast in honor of their legendary hero whose home they shared, and the king who would now wield his sword. They gathered that evening in their refectory to celebrate. Rules of conduct and diet were relaxed for the occasion, and the brotherhood waxed downright boisterous. Abbot Henry alone sat dour faced at table while his monks sang and jested, feasted and toasted—to King Arthur and King Henry, England’s glorious past and present!

A narrow table beneath the refectory’s cross held their prize. A plain white cloth draped the table and Excalibur was surrounded by dozens of candles lit in its honor—a simple shrine between two tall windows with stars twinkling beyond them. A special mass was planned for later in the evening.

Robert and Michael had delivered the sword to the abbey at sunrise and ridden off in a hurry. They returned late to the feast. “Where have you been all day Master Robert?” a monk called across the table. “Saw ‘im riding east fast as the wild hunt,” said another.

That was too close to the mark. While Michael spent the day in Glastonburytown purchasing certain materials suitable for the night’s entertainment, Robert had spent the day hunting down their elusive quarry.

“I had an errand,” said Robert. “King’s business.”

“To the king!” pronounced Thomas at Robert’s elbow, raising his cup.

“God bless the king!” cried one and all, raising theirs. Welshman toasting a Norman king! That wasn’t something you saw every day. Or did they toast Arthur?

As conversation and jests resumed around the table, Robert tilted his cup in thanks to Thomas’ timely distraction. “I know why he chose me,” said Robert, answering the question Thomas had posed on the tor. “I’m gullible.”

Thomas spoke beneath revelry’s din: “I have never considered you gullible. Inexperience is nothing of which to be ashamed. And, he chose you for your honesty, hoping his liege men and allies, even his enemies, would trust your word as a witness, your judgment as a man of good sense and discernment.”

Robert flushed. Trust him to stupidly support a royal subterfuge!

“However,” Thomas put his hand on Robert’s forearm, “a word of caution. Follow no man blindly. You are somewhat in awe of him.”

nd of Thomas a Becket also, Robert realized in that moment. Thomas and Henry—great friends and archrivals! Between them, they could rend lesser men.

An owl hooted outside the refectory’s tall windows. It sounded reasonably like an owl anyway. It was time. Robert rose and lifted his cup to the assembly. “I would like to propose a toast as well,” he said. The assembly rose, dutifully turning to him and lifting theirs. But just then, Robert’s eyes widened, and all eyes sped to their target.

“Aiiiiiiii!” cried a monk at the far end of the table, closest to Excalibur’s shrine.

A tall, lean figure stood on the small table, black boots straddling the sword, black robes a-swirl. His long-fingered hands gesticulated wildly in the multiple-candlelight to send shadows whirling like spectres in the vaulting. His long white hair and beard bristled like porcupine quills, even his eyebrows. His nose was a stabbing knife, and his bloodshot eyes pierced all they met.

“Merlin!” gasped a monk, jumping to his feet and upsetting his chair.

“Can it be?” asked another.

“I think not!” shouted Gerald, rising.

“He’s after the sword!” cried a lay brother as everyone came to their feet.

“Somebody stop him!” somebody cried.

“Excalibur is Arthur’s!” Merlin proclaimed in a raspy voice, lifting the sword from the table. “And Arthur’s alone!”

“Nay!” cried Michael. “The Lady of the Lake has bequeathed Excalibur unto King Henry Fitz-Empress.”

“It was no longer hers to give,” Merlin nasally intoned. “I shall hold it against Arthur’s return.”

“You shall not!”

“It is preordained!”

“Preordained, my arse!” cried Michael, and the monks gasped in unison. He whisked his sword from beneath his chair. “Cold steel will determine the matter!” He leapt onto the long dinner table and gathered himself for a charge down its length. But Merlin struck first—a long slim finger pointed at Michael’s blade, flicked aside, and the sword flew from Michael’s hand to strike the stone flooring with a spark and a resounding clang.

Everyone gasped again.

Merlin held Excalibur triumphantly above his head and opened his mouth for some fell pronouncement. An arrow struck the blade and Excalibur hit the floor with a bigger spark and a louder clang than had Michael’s sword.

Robert stood in the doorway, having retrieved his bow and quiver from the corridor, a second arrow pointed at Merlin, his bowstring drawn to his ear. “Henry shall keep Excalibur against Arthur’s return,” said Robert, quietly but firmly.

“It is not his task, but mine,” snapped Merlin. He pointed at Robert’s bow and flicked his finger. The arrow jumped sidewise off the string to land harmlessly at Robert’s feet.

But Robert’s hands moved like magic, and a third arrow appeared on his string, drawn to his ear.

Merlin answered with a point-flick, and Robert’s bow jerked aside flinging his arrow into a nearby chair.

Again Robert nocked and drew. But, of course, pointing and flicking is quicker. Like the others, this arrow struck where Merlin gestured, this time splintering against a stone wall.

A fifth arrow leapt out the open window at Merlin’s side. The next skidded across the floor. Wherever the ancient wizard pointed, there flew Robert’s arrow, monks scattering for safety behind columns and buttresses.

The ninth, Robert’s last, quivered in a rafter high above Merlin’s head.

Robert drew his sword and Michael, still atop the table, drew his sax-knife, but Merlin shoved at the air with both hands as though taking his turn in a game of buffets. Robert and Michael fell off their feet like bowling pins.

Merlin laughed—a wild, mad, high-pitched laugh, and vanished with a boom in a cloud smoke. When it cleared, Excalibur was gone as well.

The monks dropped to their knees, murmuring and crossing themselves repeatedly. Thomas helped Robert and Michael to their feet. Enraged, Gerald rushed to the small table, frantically looked out first one window and then the other, lifted the table cloth. “Thieves!” he cried. “Thieves!”

Abbot Henry sat quietly at the table, smiling now, and nodding to himself.


V
Hathersage, Derbyshire, several days later

They rode down out of the Pennines, Robert and Michael, still laughing about rewriting the ending to Gerald’s play.

“I could have hugged the monk who cried Merlin,” said Michael.

“The abbot was pleased,” said Robert. “Did you see?”

“Grinning ear to ear,” said Michael.

“A wise man to see through our jape.”

“Apparently not so willing an accomplice in Gerald’s plot as we might have supposed.”

“No,” said Robert, “but I feel sorry for his flock. They seem to have been taken in completely.”

“Gerald was trapped,” said Michael, “just as we thought—couldn’t expose his players without exposing himself.” Michael laughed again, holding his belly with one hand and the reins with the other, before managing to speak. “Gerald’s eyes nearly popped out of his head!”

“An eye-opening experience for me too, this quest to Glastenbury Tor,” said Robert, thinking about Henry’s motives and likely complicity.

In Hathersage they inquired the way to the smith and soon dismounted before his shop. A tall young woman with long, flowing blond hair came to the door and saucily looked them up and down. “I suppose you’ll be wanting it back,” she said, arching an eyebrow.

“Only the scabbard and pommel stone,” said Robert. Gerald’s family heirlooms as Michael had supposed. Gerald could hardly claim them without incriminating himself, so Michael intended selling them to feed the poor. Scabbard and stone would feed a lot of poor.

“Not the sword?” she asked. Gerald had commissioned her husband to forge it—a time-consuming project to judge by such quality workmanship.

“Nay, it is yours to keep,” said Robert.

“Payment for your additional aid,” said Michael, who undoubtedly desired it himself.

“My thanks,” said the giant red-bearded sword-smith, arriving at her back, a merry gleam in his eye. The sword’s gold and silver inlay was worth a small fortune to them. “Of course,” he added, “a good jape at Norman expense is payment enough.” When Robert overtook them on the road, he and his wife had readily agreed to Michael’s playacting, caught as they were in their own for which Robert, as an officer of the crown, could have arrested them.

“Your winsome wife was superb, Master Smith!” said Michael. “—a convincing Lady of the Lake and a convincing Merlin not twenty four hours later. Magical!”

She smiled wryly and exaggerated a curtsy.

“I would give a hundred swords to have caught her performance first hand!” roared her huge husband who had been waiting beneath the refectory’s window with a length of reeds, a bag of ash from his shop, and his hand-bellows which had previously blown glamour in their faces.

“At least you caught her exit,” said Michael. “With both hands!” Or she’d have leapt through the window to her death.

The four had a good laugh at Norman expense.

“Well met!” cried Robert who had not had such fun since the last time Michael was with him.

“Well met indeed!” cried Michael. “What a merry band of jesters the four of us would make! Heh? If ever our Norman betters should disown us."(21)

“It occurs to me,” said Robert, “we don’t even know your names.”

“Kerry,” said the willowy woman.

“Eric Little,” replied her husband.

“Eric Little?” cried Michael, and he howled and ho-hoed till his belly almost shook loose and rolled down the lane.

“My mum named me,” said the giant quite seriously. “She was Danish. Wanted me to have a good Viking name.”

“It’s not the Eric part,” Michael barely managed between guffaws.

VI
Tintagel Head, many weeks later

Gerald and Henry met over a chessboard on Tintagel Head. Chamberlains had set out a table and two chairs on the grassy height above Cornwall’s granite coast. The sea surrounded them, a turquoise vastness stretching into distant mystery, save where a narrow strip of rock connected Tintagel Head to the mainland. Gerald fully appreciated Henry’s wry choice of meeting places; however, contrary to legend, there were no buildings on this headland, beaten by wind and sea, no evidence of anything ever having been built here, let alone the fabled castle in which Arthur Pendragon was conceived.

They sat alone, Gerald and Henry, playing chess in a silence broken only by the cry of gulls reeling and plunging in the sea-spray, the crash of surf on jagged rock far below, and the snap-crack of the royal standard whipping in the wind above their heads. Henry was not smiling. Gerald extricated himself from one trap after another, wondered if losing would improve his future chances of winning the independent bishopric of Saint David’s, or at least keep him from ending his days on the rocks below. But Henry thrived on challenges and despised fawning courtiers. “If only you had taken on the quest yourself m’lord, in order to—“

“In order to be made a fool of in person?” Henry shouted into the wind. “Nay! I did well to distance myself from such incompetent playacting. You and those silly monks, and that confounded smith and his wife!”

You approved it, Gerald could have said, but thought better of it. “The Hathersage couple’s complicity will keep them silent,” he said instead while attacking Henry’s bishop with his rook. “The abbot and his monks have sworn never to repeat the tale, for their own reputations sake as well as their sovereign’s.”

“And I don’t want to read of it in some clerk’s ‘history’ either,” said Henry.

Gerald assured him posterity would be none the wiser.

Henry grunted skeptically, and captured his rook.

But Gerald knew should the story spread, Henry’s favorite Master Builder had loyally provided his king with a most logical explanation for the Glastonbury gambit and its outcome. Gerald had read Robert’s letter—a daring masterpiece. My thanks beyond words, for the spectacular magic prepared for us in Glastonbury, Robert had written his liege lord and king (sounding more like a certain renegade monk of Fountains Abbey, if anyone asked Gerald—which they had not.) I feel as though I truly was on a quest for Arthur’s sword. Your engineers and actors faithfully revived my favorite hero for a splendidly original play. What trouble and expense to take in behalf of your humble servant! The fact that you remembered my interest in matters Arthurian would have been gift enough.

“I don’t suppose the bishopric of Saint David’s is entirely out of the question,” Gerald chanced despite the king’s demeanor.

Henry glared at him.

“After all, it was a daring gambit. A good faith effort.”

Henry burst out laughing. “Gerald—I like you!”

“So you will arrange—”

“Just as soon as Hell freezes.”

Gerald sank in his chair. His chin dropped to his chest.

“Unless,” Henry added reflectively, a few moves later.

Gerald sat up. “My liege?”

“Well, if we can’t have Arthur’s sword, let us have him confirmed dead and in the ground.”

“A thing entirely possible,” said Gerald enthusiastically. “Arthur has certainly outlived his usefulness.”

“May he rest in peace!” said Henry, smiling again.(22)


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Endnotes:

1. tor: the peak of a bare or rocky mountain or hill (Celtic—rocky height; Welsh—heap, pile)

2. Gerald of Wales: Giraldus Cambrensis; scholar, courtier, churchman, outlaw, naturalist, traveler and diplomat; respected historian and author of seventeen books; great-grandson of Rhys ap Tewdwr, the Prince of South Wales on his mother’s side, and the son of William de Barrie, a Norman knight; born in 1145, he would be nineteen here, making the Clerk’s history the earliest record of Gerald’s activities.

3. Excalibur: Frenchified version of Caliburn, the name given Arthur’s sword in Geoffrey of Monmouth’s History of the Kings of Britain. The Clerk uses the name Caladfwlch throughout his letter, Arthur’s sword’s name in the earliest stories, derived from the Welsh Calad-Bolg, “Hard Lightning”.

4. All Hallows Eve: In 835, in an effort to wipe out pagan holidays, Pope Gregory IV changed the Church’s May 13th celebration for martyred saints to the Celtic November 1st festival of Samhain during which it was believed the dead returned to mingle with the living and goblins and faeries roamed the night.

5. Elsewhere in his letters, the Clerk describes the thrill he experienced as a scribe translating Hippocrates’ Greek and the De Materia Medica, (50-70 AD) of Dioscorides, a Greek army doctor who built upon Hippocrates’ work. Together with Pliny the Elder’s, these writings would eventually form the basic curriculum studied by late medieval medical scholars.

6. Saint Collin: a 7th century hermit who, according to legend, visited a Fairy Palace beneath Glastonbury Tor, sat through a fairy banquet refusing to eat anything, and escaped by flinging holy water all around, whereupon the palace disappeared.

7. Joseph of Arimathea: a wealthy Israelite and member of the Sanhedrin; he became a disciple of Jesus of Nazareth to whom he loaned his tomb for three days.

8. Since our Clerk loves puns, is he referring to Thomas a Becket, Richard (Henry’s son), and Henry himself here? Did Henry II actually say this? Previously traceable to the 16th century, this is now the earliest recorded occurrence of the saying.

9. wattle and daub: walls formed of twigs and branches surfaced with clay

10. Bishopric of Saint David’s: a post formerly held by Gerald’s uncle, David FitzGerald

11. Nudd: Gwynn ap Nudd, the main Otherworld Celtic god, whose palace was believed to be beneath Glastonbury Tor

12. pate: head

13. Jesus speaking of himself in Matthew 7:13-14: “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”

14. Glamour (glaymor, glamarye, or glamalye): possibly akin to fairy dust; the power by which elves reputedly transform or transport themselves, create illusion, or allow humans to see them or their world.

15. Henry of Blois, Abbot of Glastonbury 1126-1171

16. Marzipan (march pane, march bread): a confection of sugar and almond meal, probably originating in Arabia, where an almond paste is mentioned in The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night.

17. Greek fire: an inextinguishable “liquid fire” weapon that burned even on water, said to have been invented by Callinicus, a Syrian engineer (673 AD). Eastern Roman Emperors kept its formula secret for centuries and even today, its exact chemical composition remains a mystery.

18. The earliest reference to gunpowder?

19. spatha: an ancient Roman cavalry sword, 25-38 inches long, a highly versatile weapon used for thrusting as well as slashing.

20. In his writings, Henry of Blois describes the deplorable condition in which he found the abbey upon his appointment as abbot. The community was nearly ruined, buildings crumbling, monks struggling at subsistence level.

21. Prophetic words, as witness the Clerk’s third letter.

22. Eric Little’s last days are chronicled in the Clerk’s tale, “The Log-Bridge Quarterstaff Fight”.

Gerald of Wales never did receive his heart’s desire—the Archbishopric of St. David’s on a par with Canterbury. In 1190, he returned to Glastonbury to witness the opening of a grave, purportedly Arthur’s. Gerald wrote two accounts of the exhumation: one in “Liber de Principis Instructione” (c.1193), and the other in “Speculum Ecclesiae” (c.1216).( Both can be found at www.camelot.celtic-twilight.com/infopedia/gerald_wales.htm.) Two remains were found: the skeleton of a huge man, and a smaller skeleton with “a tress of woman’s hair, blond and plaited and coiled with consummate skill.” The Clerk’s revelation of Gerald’s earlier Excalibur ‘find’ does not conclusively support modern scholars who have accused the Glastonbury monks of a publicity stunt in regard to finding Arthur’s body, but it certainly provides a motive for Gerald. Could he have engineered such a ‘find’ at the expense of two people who had crossed him? Not likely. Based upon reliable sources, Gerald could be accused of repeated opportunism, but not murder. That the bodies were those of Eric and Kerry Little is pure speculation. In any event, his second foray into Arthurian drama met with greater success than his first. Unfortunately for Giraldus Cambrensis, Henry II had died in 1189 and his son Richard cared little for Gerald’s ambition, Glastonbury’s claims, or his father’s promises.

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Image of Glastonbury Tor by Michael Ely. 


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G. K. Werner teaches in adult prison education and the martial arts when not writing genre fiction from a Biblical perspective. In addition to Lacuna, his stories have appeared in Tower of Ivory, The Sword Review and Fear and Trembling. He lives in ‘slower lower’ Delaware with his wife (author, poet, songwriter and homemaker Virginia Ann Werner), their cats and collie (who have many tales, but never tell). Visit their blog, Narrow Way Storytellers.

Where do you get the ideas for your stories?

Hal Foster's Prince Valiant, 'In the days of King Arthur', is a close second to my number one favorite fictional hero, you know who. Like Robin Hood's father, my father's favorite stories involved King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. In childhood, I read the edition he read in his childhood by Henry Frith, which included such memorable lines as "clave thy pate in twain", and great illustrations by Rowland Wheelwright (depicting knights in anachronistic 15th century plate armor). From my teen years on, I read and collected the fine-art newspaper comics masterpiece, Hal Foster's Prince Valiant (a little more historically accurate). Imagine my delight when I read Geoffrey Ashe's The Quest for Arthur's Britain in my early twenties and discovered that, unlike Robin Hood, substantial evidence points to a historical Arthur Pendragon (though not so named). Later, I came across Gerald of Wale's accounts cited above, and the tie-in with Robin Hood emerged from Avalon's mists—well, from my Arthur-saturated mind.

April 15, 2013

A Knight in Fountains Abbey



A Knight in Fountains Abbey
Translated by G. K. Werner

From the Clerk of Copmanhurst's first letter: When Empress Maud's son, Henry, came at last to the throne in 1154, he brought an end to the feudal misrule of Stephen, his predecessor, and the blood-drenched anarchy of baronial warfare. Upon the foundation of traditional local law, he built a legal system common to both Norman and Saxon that restored justice to every shire and borough, and protected the rights of free men, if not villiens. He abolished trial by ordeal and trial by combat, introduced trial by jury, and appointed itinerant justices to roam the shires judging infractions and dealing with legalities. His court was constantly on the move. Lion-like, he sprang from task to task, personally involved in the minutest detail concerning his kingdom’s governance. The people of England breathed a sigh of relief, and the Hoods of Wakefield, like other Saxons throughout the land, looked for better times to come with this robust young king on the throne. Little did they suspect that one of their own would…

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The tale:

Fountains Abbey, October 1160

Steel on steel rang in the twilight; an unlikely ringing of a remote Yorkshire Abbey nestled between river’s rush and forest's hush. Had Viking baresarks come as of old to pillage, slay and burn? But the clash and clangor of sword on sword raised nary a tonsured head meditating in the cloisters, sped nary a sanctified heart singing in the choir, paused not a single monkly quill copying in the scriptorium nor unbent a single monkly leg kneeling in the nave. The Abbot himself, deep in chapter house conference with prior and cellarer, heeded not the cry of steel that in a bygone day would have sent his monks fleeing for their lives.

Captain Hood and Brother Michael wielded their long swords with practiced ease, two-handed and shieldless. Blades whirled in cut and parry, cut and parry, feint and lunge, cut and cut and thrust as they danced round and round the secluded outer courtyard merrily striving to disembowel one another. Though younger, shorter, and heavier than Robert Hood, Brother Michael stepped, lunged and struck with smooth, swift self-assurance, his priestly gown’s hem tucked into his belt so as not to trip him, its wide sleeves rolled up to expose muscular arms and legs more than twice the thickness of his opponent's. It was all Robert could do to hold his own against Brother Michael's unpredictable storm.

Both swordsmen ignored the shadow in a shadowed alcove, a gaunt, stone-faced monk whose flinty eyes never missed a sword's flicker or snick—a long-faced monk who watched them like shrouded death silently awaiting the final thrust.

Suddenly, the steel whirlwind ceased, blades obstinately pressed. Robert and Michael glared at one another. Nose to nose, lips furled, they breathed like a pair of bucks, antlers locked.

“Yield!” cried Michael.

“Never!” cried Robert.

“Never?” said Michael. His meaty shoulder butted Robert, sprawling the slimmer man to the ground with a clatter of helm and sword. Casually, he kicked Robert's sword aside and stepped forward placing the point of his blade to Robert's throat. “Yield, I say!”

“Never, I repeat!”

“Then you leave me no choice.” Brother Michael drew back his sword. “I’m off to supper! I'm famished!” He extended Robert a ham-like hand. “Care to join me in a mutton joint or three?”

Brother Michael had grown so stout he hardly resembled the little boy who had arrived at Fountains Abbey years earlier, a Londontown merchant’s youngest son, sacrificed to the Church in expiation for a father’s life of material excess.

Robert retrieved his sword to follow his friend kitchen-ward.

“Hold!” rasped the long-faced monk, stepping from the alcove.

“Hold?” Michael inquired. “How do you say hold, Brother Newman?”

“With resolve, Brother Michael.”

“But shall we hold a trencher(1) or an ale-pot? A banquet perhaps?”

A heavy hammer must have been used to chisel Brother Newman’s perpetual frown. “You will hold your bellies,” he said, “while I assess your wretched swordsmanship!”

The sword lessons were Michael's idea—a tribute to his ingenuity in Fountains peaceful society (as was his girth in Fountain’s spare larder). He had recognized Brother Newman as his father's old acquaintance—Sir Rutherford of Grimsby, an impoverished knight turned dualist. Grimsby had killed many a man in trial by combat, fighting in behalf of wealthy barons who, even if they believed God to be on their side, took the precaution of assisting the Almighty by hiring professional proxies to settle their disputes. Soon after King Henry outlawed trial by combat, Sir Rutherford had been reported dead in a common street brawl.

Imagine my surprise, finding you cloistered away in Yorkshire! Young Michael had exclaimed. A new man!

Brother Newman had regarded Michael in silence that day, his eyes, perched with a falcon’s intensity on the rocky height of his craggy face, neither confirming nor denying the accusation. His grimness had made Robert regret letting Michael talk him into this—their newest monk, clearly a dangerous man.

Safe-guarding the secret of a ghostly(2) brother's unsavory past ought to have its reward, said Michael, recklessly.

A good turn is its own reward, the former dualist riposted.

Ho, ho! A good turn deserves another.

And what will your silence cost me, boy?

Lessons in the sword! said Michael, smiling innocently. For my friend and me.

Brother Newman glanced at Robert, then back at Michael. A guardsman interested in the sword I understand, but a fellow monk?

It is not without precedent(3), said Michael, uncommonly well-educated for a merchant’s son.

But I have repented of my evil ways and taken vows as penance, Brother Newman protested.

For which you have my utmost respect, said Michael. And, I fervently pray, our brethren’s continued respect—meaningfully. Michael and Robert had not known at the time that Brother Newman’s identity was well known to Fountains’ monks.

Perhaps the retired dualist-turned-priest had missed the sword more than he admitted, even to himself. How else to explain his becoming their mentor in the sword, as Father Wilibald had been Robert's in the bow.

Thanks to Brother Newman’s instruction over the past several years, Robert had an edge over the average man-at-arms, though he would never match his friend Michael who showed promise of one day surpassing even their infamous instructor’s skill, a fact Robert was certain secretly pleased the old flint.

“Brother Michael!” rasped Brother Newman. “Shouldering your opponent to the ground? Who taught you that base trick?”

“The heat of the moment, sirrah,” Michael replied easily. Though you would never guess it from his tone, Michael idolized Grinsby, as he called him.

“Heat, Brother Michael? Battle wants a cool head.”

“And a crafty. All's fair in battle.”

“And practice-shortcuts lead to battle-sword-cuts.”

“A good saying,” Michael had to admit.

Robert snorted.

“Captain Hood!” rasped the old monk, rounding on him. “Dropping your sword when you fall? Do you expect your foe to hand it back? That would be stretching an over-rated code of chivalry a bit too far, would it not?”

Robert smiled meekly and opened his mouth to return he knew not what sort of reply when a pounding at the back gate saved him the embarrassment.

“Who could that be?” asked Michael.

“At this hour,” commented the old monk.

“At this gate,” added Robert. Guests always arrived before nightfall, and at the gatehouse by the highroad, not the west gate by a dark wood.

The three stared at the gate through a second set of poundings.

“Shall I call my men?” Robert quietly asked. In such dangerous times, with outlaws on the loose, it was unwise to open a back door to strangers after dark.

“Tosh, man!” Michael loudly replied. “You have your bow nearby, and I my stout blade in hand. Lend your sword to our champion of the sword here, and let us see what man or demon knocks at our gate from the land of twilight.”

Robert hesitated—neither a man to shun risk, nor one to risk an entire abbey to prove his valor.

More pounding, violent enough to make the solid oak jump on its hinges.

Robert turned to Brother Newman. “What say you?”

“Open the gate, you miserable wretches,” roared a leonine voice from the other side.

Brother Newman turned pale as a ghost. “Open it. I know that voice.”

Robert shrugged and sword in hand unlatched the gate—leapt aside as a big boot kicked it wide.

A powerfully built man in the worn leather armor and unmarked tunic of a lesser knight strode in as though he owned the abbey and all it contained. He held a double-headed ax in one hand and a mighty two-handed sword was sheathed at his side. A thick hunting bow hung over his shoulder and four or five arrows were in his belt. His broad freckled face was stained with sweat and dirt, and his short-cropped red hair bristled with twigs and leaves. His eyes blazed with a demon's intensity at each of them in turn.

“What have we here?” he thundered, stabbing a thick index finger at Brother Newman, “Can it be?” He flung himself upon the dismayed monk, dragged him into a bear hug, vigorously clapped his back, pushed him off to arms' length, and looked him over. “Is that you in there, Grimsby? The dead, inhabiting priestly vestments?”

Brother Newman raised an eyebrow.

“So, the rumors be true? From man of the sword to man of the cloth? And back again?” he added, gesturing with his ax toward Robert and Michael's weapons.

“Not I,” countered the monk.

“Oh no! Not likely. Are these men brigands then? Assaulting a defenseless, unarmed monk?” He tapped Brother Newman’s chest with his ax. “Shall I defend you?” He clapped Brother Newman on the shoulder. “Hah! I once saw three men fall to his sword-edge,” he told Robert and Michael, “and one to the point, all in a single motion. It has been a long time, friend Grimsby. I miss your battle prowess.”

“I thank you most humbly, my—ugh!”

A thump to Brother Newman's chest knocked the title off his tongue. “I am here to worship with the monks of Fountain's Abbey,” the knight told Robert and Michael, “and would leave my name and deeds outside these walls, the better to seek the Lord in humble mien, being sorely in need of His mercy and grace. Will you honor this whim of mine?”

Robert and Michael bobbed their heads in agreement. Who was to argue with a square-built, muscle-bulging warrior with double-headed ax in hand? A warrior, furthermore, who even intimidated dour old Grinsby!

“May I bide among you this night, Captain?”

“If it please the Abbot, sir,” replied Robert.

“It will please him,” said Brother Newman. “Brother Michael, run and inform his worship that we have received a late visitor, a man known to me as a most pious knight.”

The knight winced as though pierced by a crossbow's bolt. “Your tongue is as sharp as ever, Grimsby. Where might I wash up a bit before paying my respects to the Abbot and attending mass? I have not missed the last service have I?”

“No, Sir Knight,” replied Robert. “I will take you to the guesthouse and have our washing lavatory prepared.”

* * *



* * *

Word of the knight’s presence spread rapidly. Some monks and lay brothers actually ran to mass.

“Who do you suppose he is?” Michael asked on the way to the nave.

Robert shrugged.

“Think you he flees justice?”

If so, it would be Robert’s responsibility to take him and hand him over to the sheriff in York. No safe task, that! “Well,” said Robert, “Brother Newman has vouched for him.”

“And who might a reformed demon vouch for, eh?” said Michael.

Robert considered this.

“Who is he?” Michael repeated.

“You will know if and when he wills it,” said Brother Newman, appearing at their back.

Michael cleared his throat. “Er, that bit about a reformed—“

“I am surprised he remembers me, one knight among hundreds. But that is like him—never to forget a companion in arms.”

Rounding a corner, they found the knight conversing with their abbot surrounded by a swelling crowd on the steps to the nave’s entrance.

“What led you to our wilderness gate, good sir?” Abbot Fastolf asked. “A knight, unattended?”

“A wild boar the size of a young cow. Nay, I swear by the Good Book. I spurred my steed after it, but my hunting party of knights and squires fell behind in the forest.”

“Not the first time you lost your party, ay?” someone suggested, and Abbot Fastolf glared into the forest of white frocks and homespun tunics.

The knight straightened to his full height, eyeing the abbot, fists on hips. “What is he implying, abbot?”

Abbot and knight scowled at the innocent upturned faces and then burst into laughter. The crowd as well.

Michael elbowed Robert who nodded agreement—here was a well-acquainted pair! They could hardly remember their abbot chuckling, let alone belly-laughing like Michael.

“Tis said,” said the abbot, recovering himself at last, “a man-eating giant boar haunts the woods and forests in these parts. Legend has it the Bleakstone Ogre bred it. Away south in Wakefield there’s even an inn named after it. Was the beast blue?”

“It could have been. But it was certainly the biggest boar I ever laid eyes on. And I’ve been to court.” More laughter. “I chased that boar through forest, field, and fen. Up hill and down dale. And lost it, I'm ashamed to say. But thereby found myself in your pleasant wood, even at your very door.”

“Your loss is our gain,” said Fastolf. “Laudate Dominum!”(4)

The knight bowed. “I have decided to step out of the world for a time,” he said, “that I may meditate and fellowship in your holy community. If you will have me that is.”

“We are honored by your company, Sir Knight.”

Noises of agreement and welcome issued all around. Even Brother Newman nodded vigorously and smiled so broadly Robert half expected his head to crack open.

Did everyone know this knight save themselves? It was like a game, the monks pretending ignorance, the knight smiling and winking, while addressing them as strangers.

“For a knight who would leave name and deeds outside our walls,” said Michael, “our guest is a singular failure.”

* * *

After mass, the monks and lay brothers were sent to their separate refectories for a second meal of the day normally only served in summer months. A kitchen adjacent to both halls served meals in both directions by means of an ingenious turntable Robert much admired. “Who is he?” asked Robert as he and Michael parted.

* * *

“Who is this privileged knight?” said Michael afterward, having joined Robert in Fountain’s library. “Do you know, just as mysteriously as he appeared at our back gate, a huge mutton leg appeared for him in the turntable hatch.”

“A mutton leg?” exclaimed Robert, setting the chessboard for play. A piece of bread and two vegetables—that was the monks’ fare. Barely above subsistence level! Brother Michael often grumbled. Thin milk and the coarsest wheat bread in Creation! Served in stone pots and worn trenchers! The wool trade feeds our coffers to bursting(5) and yet we starve. Who benefits from such wealth? Has it translated into magnificence or even comfort? Oh no! Not here! No colored glass or gold or silver or jeweled alter vessels for the Cistercians. And heaven forefend we should have linen next to our skin, or even fur-lined garments to keep out the cold. Their white habits of coarse, un-dyed wool had given Cistercians the name ‘white monks’ and Michael a rash. Makes him grouchy, Robert would tease. Drafty! Michael would add. And hungry! If I’m to be forbidden clothing, I’ll need more flesh. Robert, his abbey guardsmen and the lay brothers(6) in the lay refectory enjoyed more substantial fare, but even on their trenchers, meat only appeared during high holidays. “A leg of Mutton?” Robert’s mouth was watering despite having finished a second supper.(7)

“And a keg of heavy ale to wash it down!” said Michael. “Our knight chomped his mutton and guzzled his ale so merrily he drowned out the reader(8) who may have chosen gluttony as his text for all I could tell.”

“So much for summum silencium!”(9)

“Exactly,” said Michael.

“Although, you mostly compose nonsense verses while the reader pronounces God’s.”

“I am sorry I ever told you that.”

“Forgive me, Michael. You know the Word better than anyone I’ve ever met, save only my old gaffer,” as Robert had come to fondly name his foster-father, Father Wilibald. Michael had even memorized much of Scripture. In fact, Michael had petitioned the abbot to be put in charged with translating it into their own Saxon tongue. Through Londontown contacts, Michael had even acquired the Venerable Bede’s unfinished translation of John’s gospel and intended to start by finishing it.(10)

Now Michael was scowling down at the chessboard between them—the jolliest lad Robert had ever met looked ready to bite the head off one of the figures.

“Well,” said Robert. “Let us not allow some nameless knight to ruin our nightly game.”

Robert and Michael had first met in this alcove off the cloisters that contained a small collection of books, scrolls and parchments, some musty with age, some bound in iron or half-bindings, others with wooden boards and sewn spines in the newer style, many colorfully rendered in ornate script or ‘illuminated’ with intricately detailed designs and drawings.

How now, Bowman! Michael had boomed, a boy with a mighty wind. I see we permit riff-raff to invade a library’s sanctity these days.

Not really, Robert had softly returned. But, I’ll allow you to stay if you repent and keep the library’s peace from now on.

And a jollier, more scholarly lad Robert had never known. The pair, evenly matched in chess, scholarship and debate, was often alcoved past midnight, huddled over their wooden chess board, embroiled in challenging play and heated debate. Tonight’s topic—a nameless knight.

“Filling his gullet at our expense!” Michael grumbled as Robert opened conservatively with a pawn to king three.

“It’s the Church’s duty to serve,” Robert reminded him playfully.

“We served him right well,” said Michael, mirroring his opening. “And better fare than myself?”

“Ah, now we come to the heart of the matter. Or should I say the belly.”

“Nay good Captain, I’m ready as the next man to feed the poor. Must we also feed the rich?”

“Rich? You wouldn’t know it by his wardrobe.”

“Well he’s stout as a rich man.”

“That would make you wealthier than the king.”

Michael grunted, uncharacteristically failing to take the bait.

Robert gave up and concentrated on the game. Michael’s play was superficial, his ranting so out of character. Something else was on his mind. Or was it all a trick to put Robert off his guard, trap a key figure somehow? “Your queen is in jeopardy, Brother Michael.” A courtesy. Only the king in check required notification.

Michael scowled at the board for a very long time.

“Give up?” asked Robert.

No response.

“Mind if I nap?”

Michael glanced up. “The abbot denied my petition.”

“Oh no!” So that explained his mood. Now Robert frowned also. “When did you find out?”

“Abbot Fastolf was good enough to inform me as we quit the refectory this very eve, on his way to ‘sack(11) and discourse’ with our guest.”

Robert had not expected this. Translating Scripture into their native tongue was a project near and dear to Michael’s heart, and it certainly seemed like a good idea to Robert. Michael had studied Greek at Fountains and planned to help. “Did the abbot give a reason?”

“The sacredness of the task!”

“What?”

“I am not holy enough it seems.”

“Who is, by that line of reasoning?”

“Norman scribes, apparently.”

“Ah! There it is then.”

“Aye,” said Michael. “Yet another means of subjection. Why should common folk trouble themselves studying Scripture, with our Norman friends ready and willing to interpret for us?”

“Fastolf always seemed a fair Norman.”

“It probably wasn’t his decision. Fair or not, he won’t disobey his superiors.”

“You must appeal to Canterbury,” said Robert.

“It would do no good.”

“No good? It is only good you would do in behalf of our folk.”

Michael shook his head. “Power! It is always about power with Normans.”

Robert sat back on his stool and surveyed his friend. “Is this Brother Michael sitting at the chessboard with me? Surrendering before battle?”

Michael sank into himself. His ample face transitioned from rage to perplexity to reflection. Finally, a huge grin appeared. “Surrender? Not I!” he boomed, and the shelving shook. “It occurs to me,” he continued sotto voce, “that, with God’s help, good may be done beyond these walls without troubling the souls within or the Archbishop in Canterbury.”

Robert raised an eyebrow. “You would flaunt the edict of Norman prelates?”

“With ease! We can work here, nights. We’re never disturbed.”

“What of your vows?”

“Vows?”

“Obedience in particular.”

“Obedience to God supercedes obedience to Norman prelates.”

“Do you think so?”

“Indeed I do!”

“You’re a heretic, Michael! Hard to believe you’ve come to an abbey at all!”

“Or that they’d have me!”

They both laughed.

“So you’ll help?” Michael asked.

“I would have helped as scribe, but now perforce as guardsman.”

Michael laughed heartily. “You see! You’re as radical as myself.”

“But only half the size!” said Robert.

A sound at the door cut short their laughter—the scrape of a hob-nailed boot on stone flagging. The oak door sprang open with a whump-squeal. And there stood the knight. Torchlight cast his shadow over them. “So!” he roared. “This is where you hide when not on duty or at devotions.”

“Does your hand ever open a door?” asked Michael.

The knight charged in, and Robert and Michael shot to their feet.

“Sit, sit, my good fellows.” The knight chose to misinterpret their battle stances. “No need to stand on my account.” He cleared a bench of tomes and parchments and sat down. “The most fascinating conversation struck my ears as I passed your door just now.”

Robert and Michael sat, red-faced. “Conversation?” said Robert. “And what conversation might that be, Sir Knight?” said Michael. They could be excommunicated for such talk!

“Come now,” said the knight. “Discourse with your abbot runs a predictable course. I crave controversy, debate on the great issues! How say you?”

Robert and Michael looked at one another. This mysterious knight and their abbot seemed hand in glove. Was he baiting them only to report them later? To what purpose?

“Come, come, sirs,” the knight urged. “I’ll start us off. Are kings God ordained? He stared at them, thick, flame-red eyebrows raised. “What say you?”

Despite their qualms, the knight’s frankness drew Robert and Michael into one controversial discussion after another. His rough exterior disguised a quick and inquisitive mind. Like them, he was well read and possessed a memory for detail. He quoted freely from ancient sources in support of his own contentions, and sprang from issue to issue like a big cat pouncing on prey.

“If you were commanded by the king to do one thing and the Archbishop another, who would you obey?” he asked suddenly.

Robert and Michael shifted uneasily in their seats, both now certain he was trapping them.

“Interesting question,” Michael commented. “Scripture teaches that all authority is God given(12) and we must obey and pray for those in authority over us.(13) Unless they oppose God, and then ‘we ought to obey God, rather than men’ as Peter and the apostles told the Sanhedrin when its high priest ordered them to cease proclaiming the risen Lord.”(14)

“I suppose it would depend upon what I was being asked to do rather than who was doing the asking,” said Robert.

The knight slapped his knees and a fit of laughter rocked his bench back and forth. “Have neither of you respect for King or Archbishop?” He sprang to his feet. “By Saint George and the dragon, there’s more independent thought in this little alcove than all of London. Let us adjourn to the back gate.”

“The back gate, sir?” said Michael.

“For a bit of play.”

“Play, sir?” said Robert.

“Such play as that in which you were engaged when I arrived.”

Robert and Michael looked innocent as babes. “And what play might that be, Sir Knight?” Michael ventured.

“Nothing but swordplay by the clatter I heard through the gate. Father Newman, as you call him, obviously shares his secrets with the pair of you. I’ll test his instruction. Come, come! No further equivocation.” He drew his sword. “To the field!” And dashed out the door as though charging into battle, expecting them to follow.

Which they did!

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* * *

The knight matched swords with Robert first, obviously holding back, sporting with the young man. Then he showed him a few tricks and had him practice them against his own blade.

Next, he matched swords with Brother Michael. Now the knight had to keep his wits about him lest the lad ring his helm or step on his toes or tweak his nose while locking his blade with his hilt (a favorite trick of Michael's); or perform some other miraculous mischief with his blade. But, eventually, the overwhelming strength of the knight’s arm, and the fury of his assaults defeated even Michael’s prodigious arm and unpredictable trickery.

“Ho, ho! You play rough, sirrah,” said Michael.

“And you are rare paradox,” said the knight. “A man of the cloth and a man of the steel.”

Michael’s chest swelled, and his stomach with it. “Had enough?” he asked.

The knight’s thick eyebrows went up. “Not yet!”

Michael missed Nocturn as they plied their swords into the morning hours, Robert spelling Michael now and again.

“I hear,” said the knight as dawn set the nearby wood aglow, “you have some little skill with the bow, Master Robert.”

“Little skill?” cried Michael. “Hah! Fetch your bow Robert, and we shall have our vengeance upon this indefatigable swordsman!”

Robert’s longbow intrigued the knight. “Welsh. Rarely have I seen its like. A deadly weapon in the right hands.”

“Or wrong!” quipped Michael.

The bow in Robert’s hand came alive like the sword in Michael’s. Robert won each flight, though the knight was a keen bowman consistently placing his arrows near Robert's, which never failed to strike the pin.

“Never in all my days have I met a finer bowman,” said the knight.

“Father Wilibald taught me when I was a lad.”

“Another weapons-master in the priesthood? What is the church coming to? The clergy used to be men of peace you know.” He laughed heartily at his own jest. “I must meet this paragon among archers.”

“Alas, sir, he went home to the Lord this winter past.”

“Pity,” said the knight.

“He was like a father to me, having lost my own in childhood. But, he lived a full life.”

“And a merry,” said Michael, whose life he had also touched.

The knight laughed. “Well, the pair o’ you made my life merrier this night.”

“Ho, ho! A fine form o’ meditation and fellowship to have received in a holy community,” said Michael, mocking the knight’s earlier request to the abbot.

At Michael’s suggestion, the three merry companions visited the kitchen with its two great cooking-fireplaces and several larders, and then settled into the brew house for brandy and more talk and jests before ending the night-turned-day.

“A toast!” said the knight, lifting his cup. “To the finest swordsman and the finest bowman an abbey ever birthed.”

The abbey bells rang. Michael looked up and leapt to his feet. The abbot stood in the brew house doorway, arms folded across his chest, foot tapping. Michael had missed matins, both prime and terse.

“Stay,” said the knight. “I’ll have a word with him.”

Amazingly, Michael received only a mild rebuke for missed offices and unscheduled meals.

* * *

Robert never did get to bed.

Of all times to have lost a night’s sleep, it was the day for the first keystone to be set in a window-arch for the nave’s expansion presently under construction, and he was in charge of it. A tall wooden frame held the pulley that would hoist the keystone to the arch’s crown. The nearly completed arch, braced with temporary beams, looked like an upper set of teeth with its center tooth missing.

Rough masons’ hammers rang like church bells cutting stones to size, and carpenters’ saws buzzed like giant bees cutting support beams for other windows. But this was his arch! The Master Builder had left its construction entirely in his hands. Robert’s smaller hammer and chisel punctuated the din with carefully chosen cuts, finishing the delicate tracery of flower and cross decorating the huge keystone.

He glanced up again from his work. The knight and Abbot Fastolf still conversed on the far side of the site. The knight had also missed an entire night’s sleep, yet he spoke animatedly, one hand on the abbot’s shoulder, the other periodically gesturing Robert’s way. In contrast, Abbot Fastolf did not look happy. His shoulders slumped as though he would shrug off the knight’s hand if he dared. He hardly spoke and kept shaking his head.

Robert’s mistrust of the nameless knight returned.

“What bee do you suppose buzzes twixt that pair?” said Michael, arriving at his side with bloodshot eyes.

“A bee that stings our abbot, from the looks of things,” said Robert.

“And might well sting us,” Michael agreed.

The knight left Abbot Fastolf’s side and strode toward them. At his back, the abbot bowed his head in prayer.

“How is it,” asked Robert, “that a knight of such apparent renown should take an interest in the pair of us?”

“Speak for yourself, sirrah!” said Michael. “I’m a rare paradox. Cloth and steel, don’t you know?”

“Fountains has grown more than one building since last I visited,” the knight shouted over the hammering and sawing as he joined them.

“With the king’s peace his subjects prosper,” said Michael. “For every unlicensed castle Henry tears down, for every rebel earl and baron’s stronghold he reduces to rubble, a hamlet, town, market place or church sprouts or grows.”

“Our own building program is unmatched anywhere save Ripon,” said Robert.

“And he should know!” said Michael. “With leave to visit Ripon whenever he pleases.”(15)

“The Archbishop Roger of York’s cathedral,” said the knight. “I know it well.”

“So does Robert here,” said Michael. “Did you know it is built on an old Saxon church’s foundation?”

The knight harrumphed loudly.

“Ripon’s architecture is Romanesque,” said Robert, and launched into a description of round arches and vaults, the replacement of columns with clustered vertical piers, and the extensive use of arcades, like the one in Fountains’ refectory. “It’s a new style. Small, slim masses, pointed arches, rib vaulting, and flying buttresses. We should have more of the like here.”

“He’ll bend your ear all day if you let him,” said Michael. “He’s been apprentice wright and rough mason, journeyman and free mason. Presently, he’s the Master Builder’s right hand. Building is his passion.”

“More than the bow?”

“I nearly believe so. His dream is to go to Rome and Athens to study—“

Robert’s chisel jabbed Michael’s ribs.

The knight grinned, and wandered over to a table where Robert’s drawings were held down with rocks.

“Hie lad!” said Robert. “Will you be giving him my life’s story?”

“Only the interesting bits,” said Michael. “It’ll be a brief history.”

“And what do we know of him?”

“Well, he’s a merry fellow.”

“And that’ll suffice?”

“You liked him well enough not many hours ago,” said Michael.

“Not many hours before that you wanted to steal his supper and set him on the road,” said Robert.

“Oh, that was before I knew he’d a sword arm to match my own, and an eye for the grey goose(16) almost the match of yours.”

“Impressive!” said the knight, returning. He held Robert’s sketch of the window-arch with the calculations in Robert’s neat hand. “So, you are a student of architecture, and therefore a mathematician and artist as well as Captain of the Abbey Guard, linguist, and bowman par excellence. Is there no end to your masteries? Why have you not taken Holy Orders?”

Robert shrugged.

“The Church is too political these days for his taste,” said Michael.

Robert could have cracked Michael’s pate,(17) but his crew was ready for the keystone’s placement. Robert gave the process his full concentration. A burly stone mason cranked the pulley. The keystone rose slowly; the heavy ropes trembled with the strain. The wedge-shaped stone truly was key. It alone locked the other pieces in place—but only if successfully placed. It had to be finessed into position. The stress had to be perfectly calculated, perfectly balanced. The question always was—would an arch stand when the support beams were knocked down?

The keystone eased into its prepared place. The men with hammers went to work. No one breathed.

The supports tumbled.

The arch held!

Applause in the courtyard.

“Well done!” cried the knight. “I have a proposition for the pair of you. But I’ll need your answer by nightfall.”

“Nightfall?” said Robert.

“You leave so soon?” said Michael.

“The crown summons me,” said the knight.

“Doesn’t the king ever rest?” asked Robert.

“Not for long,” said the knight.

“And your proposition?” asked Michael.

“Here it is,” said the knight—a proposition that left Robert and Michael speechless.

* * *



* * *

Twilight again. Robert and Michael watched the knight saddle his horse. He yanked the strap tight across its great belly. The war-horse stamped and snorted, eager to run. The knight was leaving under the cover of darkness by the back gate through which he had entered. “I will have your answer, sirrahs,” he said.

“Forgive me, Sir Knight,” said Michael. “But are you certain the king will approve what you offer us?”

“The King and I are closer than sword and hilt. Meet me at Windsor’s archery butts on the last day of May, and a post in the royal guard is yours for the asking, Brother Michael. I also think that our God-ordained king will authorize certain translations, though a hornets’ nest be stirred within Church walls.” And he laughed as though the prospect delighted him.

Michael shook his head. “As enticing as your offer is, Sir Knight…sad to say…I must turn it down. I have chosen the Church, for better or worse, and made my pledge and taken my vows only this past year. She and I may not be a perfect match, but I will not willingly forsake her.”

A heavy silence filled the outer courtyard for many heartbeats before the knight spoke. “And you, Robert Hood? The king has need of skilled engineers, not to mention officers who can shoot and lead men as well. Will I see you in Windsor come May?”

“I will prayerfully consider it, Sir Knight,” said Robert. “Or should I call you Sire?” he added, dropping to one knee before King Henry, for that, as you may have guessed, was the knight's true identity.(18)

Henry laughed, grabbed Robert’s collar, lifted him to his feet and clapped him on the back. “Learned, well read and impudent besides! You will meet me at the butts next year.” He mounted his charger. “I'll not suffer two refusals in a single eve.” He set spurs to its flanks. “Till then!” he shouted as horse and rider sped through the gate into the night.

* * *

The Clerk’s letter:

As the Good Book says: “See thou a man, diligent in his trade? Before kings he shall stand.” Thus, the following May, Robert Hood parted company with abbey life, bade farewell to his young friend, Brother Michael Tuck, and cantered off to London and the court of King Henry the Second, Fitz-Empress.

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Translator's Note: This tale never found its way into balladry, although Gerald of Wales, a 13th century Churchman and historian respected by modern scholars, has also mentioned the night King Henry II spent incognito at a Cistercian abbey after losing his company on a hunting expedition. Perhaps the numerous tales of kings in disguise among the people grew out of this event recorded in the Clerk of Copmanhurst’s earliest letter.

–GKW, Seaford, 2010


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The Clerk’s tale of Robin Hood’s father continues with “A Sword for the King”.

Endnotes:

1 trencher: wooden plate

2 ghostly: spiritual—however, a double meaning is certainly implied, given the Clerk’s penchant for punnery throughout his letters

3 Warrior priests were not unknown in medieval Europe, the Templar and Hospitaller knights being among the most famous.

4 Laudate Dominum: Praise the Lord.

5 Thanks to wealthy patrons and sophisticated animal husbandry techniques, Fountains had already become one of England’s wealthiest abbeys in the short time since its founding in 1132.

6 conversi: people from lower classes who wanted to enter monastic life. The Rule of Saint Benedict forbade monks to travel more than a day’s roundtrip beyond the abbey, so the lay brothers tended the abbey’s vast and increasingly widespread flocks.

7 Our clerk-chronicler has much to say in his letters concerning sustenance and the culinary arts. He typically provides his reader with full descriptions of his characters’ meals—recipes and commentary I have mostly excluded from these translations of his tales

8 A monk who sat in the arcaded gallery above their heads, reading from Holy Writ

9 summum silencium: the monastery’s rule of silence at table in the refectories

10 Bede left off with John 6:9b –“but what are these among so many?”

11 sack: sherry imported from Spain

12 Romans 13:1,2

13 I Timothy 2:1-3

14 Acts 5:12

15 Ripon Cathedral is four miles northeast of Fountains Abbey, easily accessible to a determined young man despite 12th century road conditions. Church records and contemporary histories support the Clerk’s history at this point also. Extensive construction was underway at both places in 1160.

16 Feathers from the grey goose were favored as inexpensive arrow fletching in the Clerk’s time.

17 pate: head or skull

18 Historical sources place Henry in Normandy between August, 1158 and January, 1163. The Clerk, whose narratives have otherwise proven historically accurate, contradicts them. However, a secret visit to inspect England’s administration in his absence, which would be much inkeeping with Henry’s personality and hands-on governing style, easily explains the discrepancy.

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G. K. Werner teaches in adult prison education and the martial arts when not writing genre fiction from a Biblical perspective. In addition to Lacuna, his stories have appeared in Tower of Ivory, The Sword Review and Fear and Trembling. He lives in ‘slower lower’ Delaware with his wife (author, poet, songwriter and homemaker Virginia Ann Werner), their cats and collie (who have many tales, but never tell). Visit their blog, Narrow Way Storytellers.

Where do you get the ideas for your stories?

My subconscious, surprisingly. In recent years, I've collected DVD's of movies and TV shows I loved in childhood. I'm shocked when I see an element or device I subconsciously poached for my fantasy and historical tales. (No copyright infringements thankfully, so no fear of a sheriff hunting me.) Richard Greene's British TV Robin Hood show and the famous Errol Flynn film still hit the mark for great fun and first place as influences on my outlaw tales.